Michigan Tech makes up stupid words. A british man has a bionic, remote-controlled bum. Photochromic contact lenses are soon to be publicly available. AXE's new "Night & Day" ad lets you see a lady in her undergarments with your phone, but only after 9pm. A teen has been cleared from criminal charges because of a Facebook status. Shit My Dad says goes from Twitter account to TV show. Jailbroken iPhone users get Rickrolled through security exploit. MPAA shuts down an entire town's municipal WiFi over a single download. Netflix may start delaying the release of movies by a full month from their release date. All this plus Dumbass Apple News, Fark Headline of the Week, and Question of the Week.

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Dumbass Apple News Edit

Facebook app developer rejects App Store, irony ensues

Fark Headline of the Week Edit

Britons are amongst the ugliest people in the world, according to a new report from the Institute of People with Functional Eyes

Question of the Week Edit

What cybernetic enhancement would you want?

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Ryder announces his book release, based on his blog.